I Vote
And one day, I want to vote for a woman who’s made sex tapes, done lots of drugs, and doesn’t believe in god.
I don’t even want to know how this conversation will go with my kids…
(via nateszymanski)
This is how my boyfriend asked me to prom.
Answers:
1. P
2. R
3. 0
4. M
5. ?So cute!
Gahhh I’m such a nerd, but I love this.
well that’s unfortunate…
(via factsandchicks)
On testicles
“You know, I don’t actually like your balls. They’re like the fat friend you have to put up with so you can make out with the hot chick.”
Insomnia
HOBBIT TRAILER HOBBIT TRAILER HOBBIT TRAILER HOBBIT TRAILER HOBBIT TRAILER HOBBIT TRAILER
Yes.
Swamp Monster. 11” x 15” Intaglio Print. 2011. Brittany Buescher.
(via kevinjp)
Well thanks a lot, asshole…
LIfe lesson: Never follow to close behind a car. You never know if that person will flash blue lights in their back window, slam on the breaks while you’re thinking “why the fuck do they have blue lights in their car?”, and then proceed to yell at you for 5 minutes because you hit their car and left a few scratches in the paint.
I hate people.
